Favorite Magic: the Gathering Card Flavor Text
Best Overall
These passages are self-contained and very well written. While the context of Magic’s world or the card art might alter the meaning of the text, they can be enjoyed fully without understanding the references.
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Even the wicked have nightmares.
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The shadow of the candle looms tall even as its light grows dim.
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Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.
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The clashing warriors turned to face O-Kagachi, the greatest kami, and their sigh of awe was their last breath.
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With or without witnesses, the suns continued their prismatic dance.
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The suns of Mirrodin have shone on perfection only once.
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Phyrexian Hulk (Ninth Edition)
It doesn’t think. It doesn’t feel. It doesn’t laugh or cry. All it does from dusk till dawn Is make the soldiers die. —Onean children’s rhyme
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Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet there was no other word for it but victory.
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“Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my sword and wept at the idiocy of war.”
—Dravin, Gruul deserter
He traded sand for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.
—Afari, Tales
Our noblest thoughts are our very first and our very last.
She raised him from an orphaned pup and gave him a life of love. With his last act, he thanked her.
The first birth celebrates life. The second birth mocks it.
In a space where there is no room, in a structure that was never built, meets the guild that doesn’t exist.
“Someday, someone will best me. But it won’t be today, and it won’t be you.”
The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
“Eye of twilight, give us sight. Take our offer, give us might. Make our power tears of night.”
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Hatred outlives the hateful.
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The body grows stronger under stress. The mind does not.
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Originally created to harvest blinkmoths, the hovermyr are now the silent observers of a dying world.
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Monastery Mentor (Fate Reforged)
“Speak little. Do much.”
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The stairs lead down in both directions.
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Jaya did not want to die, but of all the things to die for, Dominaria felt right.
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I dreamt of it once. Now I fear it dreams of me.
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Fraying Sanity (Hour of Devastation)
Those wound tightest are first to unravel.
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An invasion weapon of ages past, the glistening oil contained the blueprints of countless atrocities.
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An assassin is a king’s most trusted courier, ensuring his messages are heard by even the most unwilling recipients.
Words describing it fail. Pages relating it shrivel. Tales recounting it end.
He was left with just enough memory to understand what was lost.
As the monster lay dying, it stared into the eyes of the human who slew it. Decades later, it has yet to break its gaze.
Best Flavor
This kind of flavor text is also great, but requires the context of the card title, art, effect, or Magic’s worldbuilding.
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As long as one drop of the oil exists, the joyous work continues.
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I come looking for demons and I find a plane full of angels. I hate angels.
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“She will come back to me.”
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“I believed in a beautiful god. But this is the true face of the divine.”
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“I saw them once, when I was a child. They led me to my parents’ arms when I was lost. Why have they abandoned me now? Why won’t they take me home again?” —Unnamed beggar
Best Jokes
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They certainly are.
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Goblin Balloon Brigade (9th Edition)
They patched the holes, loaded their sharpest rocks, spanked their children one last time, and lurched off into the sunset.
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Ancient Grudge (Secret Lair Drop)
Shelby locked eyes with the ferocious creature as the glass began to crack. With one more lunge, she would break through and confront her nemesis at last.
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The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane.
